When it comes to cool artists (cool being the bottom of the acceptable list), I know mostly all of them. Justin Bieber rings just crickets in my head. I didn't know him when I decided to post this so before I posted this and bash him, I looked him up on Wikipedia.com for more info on him.

Turns out that he's a bastard child, no offense to him but more for his father. He's dad up and left before Bieber was born. Mommy worked as a single mother in a low wage job like the 70% of single mothers in the USA. Bieber taught himself to play drums, piano, trumpet, and guitar. When the kid turned 12, he won second place in a singing contest singing to Ne-Yo's "So Sick". His mom put up that video and some others on YouTube for friends and family to see... Some high up there dude with the music industry clicked on Bieber's video, "by accident" and he realized there was money to be made. He got the hook up and tracked the clueless kid down. Once he found him, Scooter Braun, the dude that tracked down Justin, got permission to use the kid and finally sang with Usher. He was 13 when that happened.

In one year a kid taught himself to play 4 instruments, got second place in a singing contest, was stalked, kidnapped and finally realized he had a talent.

He is 16 years old now and annoying! Every kid who has been born from 1995 till now either wants to mate with him, be him, or just wanna touch him. Hey, you can have him! I just don't like the fact that there are millions of kids that HAVE talent but haven't had their links clicked on "accidentally" by some dude in the music industry.

Kudos to the little prick though. I wonder how his dad feels about him now? O_o

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