It seems that when ever the Oscars come around, the news, bloggers, and the papers spring into action. Almost like they were covering the murder of a celebrity.

I just wanted to release the pressure of all the hubbub. What IS really the real point of that? I mean, a whole bunch of cheating bastards and skimpily dressed rats go the a gym converted building and just sit there to “win” an award that is plated in gold of a guy with no real face…

People sit for hours and just like 90% of them don’t even get mentioned.

Besides that, they talk about how God helped them get to where they are and like “My mom was so loving” but they never mention the beatings from being “bad.”

I’m so pissed off at all of this because there is no real POINT! Well I mean besides the fact that an actor and/or actress wins a statue that gets them bragging rights for the rest of the year.

I wish I popular. I wouldn’t go. They know where I live, they can mail me my long, hard statue of a, what I’m assuming, a naked man.

I’ll proudly show it off to my family, yeah…